THE BOY BECOMES A MAN

January 27, 2010

Meet Derrick Rose, man-child assassin of my Chicago Bulls.

ANIMATED VAUDEVILLE [1939]

January 23, 2010

Brilliant old-school animation featuring rambunctious rhinoceros audience-members, dog marching bands, opera-singing penguins, Shakespeare-spouting foxes and more.

SEEMS PRETTY CONVENIENT…

January 21, 2010

Well, it’s the movie that has everything. Just ask the movie’s crew. Ha!

Hoots and Hellmouth, the bearded alt-bluegrass traveling troubadours (they sound pure Alabama but are from Philly) sure have been burning up the tube lately. Check out some of their barn-storming below.

ROCK ON, ZACK KIM

January 12, 2010

Mr. Kim is a cool customer. I especially dig his US Army shirt.

WHY WE PLAY, WHY WE WATCH

January 8, 2010

They got it about right.

BEST TXTS FROM NYE 2010

January 4, 2010

From the venerable social heartbeat that is textsfromlastnight.com, a tasteful selection of thumb poetry from the big night. Happy New Year, bitches!

(410): new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.

(702): Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip

(804): Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.

(540):
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.

(510): i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said “No, it’s actually part of my neck.” so no, i didn’t fuck him.

(240): Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.

(330): He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he’s a goddamn genius.

(732): I don’t plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches

(269): Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.

(740): hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara

(856): unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating