I’ve watched my grandfather almost take out multiple tables in restaurants in his speedster. Those things move fast!

You can always count on ABC News for hard-hitting reporting. This tween sensation has “stayed strong” through the horrifying backlash against her pop gem. Though one thing is sure, as one commenter said: “Even deaf people are complaining”.

And yeah, there are a billion parodies. Like below:

It is also my dream to float in a white void and urinate on my grinning, hairless doppelganger. Thanks VH1!

R.I.P. LIZ TAYLOR

March 24, 2011

What a beauty. How does Brick keep his hands off her?

IT’S THE CIRCLE OF…

March 23, 2011

…uhh?

1960’s HYGIENE ADS

March 21, 2011

These just get creepier as they go along.

THE MAGIC CYCLOTROPE

March 21, 2011

Rollin’ it old school. Love it.

PI- TRANSLATED INTO SONG

March 17, 2011

3.14 ounces of pure awesome. Rejoice band-nerds, this is for you.

 

Man, can she rock it. Double pianos? No problem. Why, didn’t that make you tingle all over?

My god, it’s hard to look away. Never before has a disaster been so vividly documented. And THIS might be the worst of all. I hope the guy who shot this got out okay.